Ten bucks says you are reading this because you saw the title and thought, "oh no they didn't!!"
Relax, its just a cute poem a friend of mine came across and posted on a forum.
One Dog Is No Trouble And Two Are So Funny The Third One Is Easy, The Fourth One's A Honey
... The Fifth Is Delightful, The Sixth One's A Breeze You Find You Can Live With A Housefly With Ease
So How 'Bout Another? Would You Really Dare? They're Really Quite Easy, But Oh Lord, The Hair!
With Dogs On The Sofa And Dogs On The Bed And Crates In The Kitchen Its No Bother You Said
They're Really No Trouble, Their Manners Are Great What's Just One More Dane And One More Little Crate?
The Sofa Is Hairy, The Windows Are Crusty The Floor Is All Footprints, The Furniture's Dusty
The Housekeeping suffers But What Do You Care? Who Minds A Few Nose prints And A Little More Hair?
So Let's Keep A Puppy, You Can Always Find Room And A Little More Time For The Dust Cloth And Broom
There's Hardly A Limit To The Dogs You Can Add The Thought Of A Cutback Sure Makes You Feel Sad
Each One Is Special, So Useful, So Funny The Food Bill Grows Larger, You Owe The Vet Money
Your Folks Never Visit, Few Friends Come To Stay Except Other Dog Folks Who Live The Same Way
Your Lawn Has Now Died and your Shrubs Are Dead Too Your Weekends Are Busy, Your Off With Your Crew
There's Dog Food And Vitamins, Training And Shots And Entries And Travel And Motels Which Cost Lots
Is It Worth It You Wonder? Are You Caught In A Trap? Then That Favorite Comes Up And Climbs In Your Lap
His Look Says You're Special And You Know That You Will Keep All The Critters In Spite Of The Bill
Some Just For Showing And Some Just To Breed And Some Just For Loving, They All Fill A Need
Winter Is A Hassle But The Dogs Love It True And They Must Have Their Walks Tho' You Are Numb And Blue
Late Evening Is Awful, You Scream And You Shout At The Dogs On The Sofa Who Refuse To Go Out
The Dogs And The Dog Shows, The Travel, The Thrills The Work And The Worry, The Pressure, The Bills
The Whole Thing Seems Worth It, The Dogs Are Your Life They're Charming And Funny And Offset The Strife
Your Lifestyle Has Changed, Things Just Won't Be The Same Yes Those Dogs Are Addictive And So's The Dog Game